We have passed Easter, Passover, and if you gave up marijuana for Lent then your wait is over. With less than three days until arguably the most peaceful holiday of the year, lawmakers all over the world are stepping out of their black, white, and grey suits and turning to the green. Maybe it is because of the increasing nuclear tension between North Korea and the United States. Maybe it is because Charlie Murphy, Chuck Brown, George Michaels, Al Jarreau, Mohammed Ali, and Prince have all died within the last year. Maybe it is because California voted last November to not recognize rape as a violent crime. Maybe it is because the Syrian government continues to attack its citizens with chemical weapons and Russia pretends like they did not know it was possible. Maybe it is because in the midst of all of this, instead of stockings stuffed with weed, we got Clowns, Trump, and coal for Christmas, Chanukah and Kwanza. Whatever may have caused their change of heart, it is happening.
All over North America, Mary Jane is being desegregated from the people and the law. Canada has a bill to legalize recreational marijuana throughout the whole country. A step which would make it the first and largest country to ever do so. The states of Ohio and Iowa, among others, are working on legalizing medical marijuana. Basically, the world cannot really see the hole in the ozone layer because of all of the shit storm clouds and smoke from stoner’s, and medical patients, bongs, blunts, joints, and ovens everywhere. That is what I call a green lining. There is a lighter at the end of the tunnel, I can see it. I can smell her presence.
The best way to deal with all of this change at once? Roll up, get to baking, pack a bowl and educate yourself. Know your local and federal laws so you do not get caught up as one of the wrong statistics. Check out the Fire Mixtapes that Millenial Interests has put together for your flight. Explore the recipes to make your kitchen smell like freshly baked cookies to give you the munchies and the perfect meal to satisfy them. Make your flashcards from the THC for Dummies so you do not get screwed this holiday or end up disappointed. Remember, Millenial Interests is a huge supporter of higher education.